Just Announced: Everything Sucks Rug

Fools Paradise has listed the Everything Sucks Rug in vinyl and PVC at 55 USD plus shipping, and the shipping date is the big open question.

Everything Sucks Rug

Fools Paradise just announced the Everything Sucks Rug, a new piece built around its Everything Sucks character.

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The Everything Sucks Rug is a vinyl and PVC piece from Fools Paradise, priced at USD 55 before shipping, with shipping to Hong Kong listed at USD 5.

Everything Sucks Rug

Why We’re Watching This One

I’ll admit the name made me laugh first. A rug called Everything Sucks is the kind of grumpy joke I’d happily put right where I start the day. What interests me more is the format. Fools Paradise is taking its character off the shelf and onto the floor, and a rug in vinyl and PVC is a different job from a standing figure. The maker says the prototype is close but not locked, so the part I’ll be watching is how closely the production piece matches what’s been shown. The final-sale policy matters too. Exchanges are only offered for severe factory defects or functional damage, so I’d look carefully at the prototype photos before ordering. We’ll update this when Fools Paradise confirms the shipping date.

What We Know So Far

  • Product: Everything Sucks Rug
  • Maker: Fools Paradise
  • Price: $60.00
  • Pre-order / release: TBA
  • Status: Available
  • Official page: Fools Paradise

Full write-up coming. This is an early announcement, so the price, pre-order date and full photo set may not be out yet. We will publish a detailed breakdown as soon as Fools Paradise releases complete details. Track the date on our Drop Radar calendar.