Everything Sucks Kit // 02 is a new pre-order from Fools Paradise, built around the Everything Sucks character Miku and her famously unimpressed motto. It costs 148 USD plus shipping, and the shop lists it as available now. The ship date is not yet announced, so this one’s about the edition size and what’s in the bundle.
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Everything Sucks Kit // 02 is a limited collector set made by Fools Paradise. It costs USD 148 (appx. $148), with free shipping to Hong Kong and Taiwan, +$50 USD to the Asia Zone and +$80 USD to the rest of the world. Edition size is 100 sets per style, and the release date is not yet announced.
What’s Actually in the Bag
This is a lifestyle kit with a collectible core, and I like that Fools Paradise doesn’t pretend otherwise. The shop lists the materials as vinyl and PVC, plus alloy hardware with signature collector details.
The Blind Pouch Is the Real Hook
The pouch is opaque black, drawn at random from 7 designs, and stamped with its own serial number. That serial stamp is the detail I keep coming back to, because it turns a random pull into a traceable piece of a 100-set run. Fair warning, though: no design requests, no exchanges, so you’re signing up for the gamble on purpose.
The Apparel Has Real Numbers
The tee is an oversized unisex fit at 60 cm chest (appx. 23.6 in), 75 cm length (appx. 29.5 in), 56 cm shoulder (appx. 22 in) and 23.5 cm sleeve (appx. 9.3 in). That boxy cut suits a character whose whole personality is a shrug. The cap is free size with an adjustable strap and metal buckle, and Miku’s quote is embroidered rather than printed, which reads more like a Medicom Toy streetwear capsule than a giveaway hat.
Read the Terms Before You Click
All pre-order sales are final. If management ever has to force a cancellation, a 20% restocking and handling fee comes off the refund, and factory defects must be reported within 7 days of delivery with unboxing photos or video. Packaging dents from international shipping aren’t covered, so box-condition purists should think it over, and we’ll update this when a ship window is announced.
Where to Get It
- Fools Paradise — $148.00 · Available · product page
Release dates and pre-order windows for this and every other drop we track are on our Drop Radar calendar.
The Collector’s Survival Guide: How to Justify This
The Collector Math: Kit 02 means there was a Kit 01, and I already missed it. Skip this one too, and I go zero for two in my own hobby. At $148, my batting average jumps to .500.
How to tell your wife: Babe, you always say I complain too much. This kit is named Everything Sucks, so from now on it does all the complaining for me. That’s $148 for a husband who never complains again.
How to tell your parents: Dad, you always wanted me to learn a real trade like plumbing. This kit is made of PVC, the same stuff as the pipes under your sink. Consider me a plumber’s apprentice with excellent taste.
How to tell your kids: This kit came with an official company policy: product details may change without notice. You may look at it, but nobody in this house argues with company policy. Bedtime is now subject to change without notice.
If you already love Miku’s deadpan attitude, the serial-stamped blind pouch and the 100-set cap make this a real collector piece, not just merch. If you only want the figure-style pull, budget for shipping and the no-exchange gamble before you commit.
🟢 Product Specifications 🟢
✅ Product: Everything Sucks Kit // 02
✅ Maker: Fools Paradise
✅ Price: 148 USD + shipping
✅ Shipping: Hong Kong & Taiwan free; Asia Zone +$50 USD; rest of world +$80 USD
✅ Edition Size: Limited to 100 sets per style
✅ Materials: Vinyl and PVC; alloy hardware
✅ Blind Pouch: Opaque black, random 1 of 7, unique serial number
✅ Individually Numbered Collectible Trading Card x 1
✅ “Miku” Mini Plush Pouch set x 1 with detachable crossbody strap and metal clip
✅ Miku Signature Graphic T-shirt x 1, oversized unisex, chest 60 / length 75 / shoulder 56 / sleeve 23.5 cm
✅ “Everything sucks” Embroidered Cap x 1, free size, adjustable strap with metal buckle
✅ Release Date: Not yet announced
✅ Policy: All pre-order sales final
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