The Everything Sucks Kit // 04 is a pre-order set from Fools Paradise, and it’s priced at $148 USD plus shipping. It’s part of the Everything Sucks line, built around Miku and her signature quote “everything sucks.” A release window hasn’t been announced yet, so this is a current pre-order with no ship date to circle.
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Everything Sucks Kit // 04 is a bundle from Fools Paradise containing a numbered trading card, a random blind pouch item, a Miku mini plush pouch set, a graphic T-shirt and an embroidered cap. It costs $148 USD before shipping and is limited to 100 sets per style. A release date has not been announced.
What’s Actually in the Box
This is a kit, not a single figure, and I like that Fools Paradise leans into the wearable side. You get the “Miku on sketch” graphic tee, the “Everything sucks” embroidered cap, and a “Miku” mini plush pouch set that comes with a detachable crossbody strap and a metal clip. Add the individually numbered trading card and the alloy hardware with signature collector details, and the whole thing reads like a small drop from a streetwear label that happens to love art toys.
The Blind Pouch Is the Real Gamble
The piece I keep coming back to is the opaque black blind pouch: a random 1 of 7, each stamped with a unique serial number. Distribution is strictly random, and there are no design requests or exchanges, so you’re rolling the dice with your eyes open. The serial stamp is a smart touch, because it makes even a duplicate feel like its own object rather than a spare. Materials are listed as vinyl and PVC, and the prototype has been shown, though the final product may vary slightly.
Where Kit // 04 Sits in the Line
The numbering tells you this is the fourth kit in the run, and the format, apparel plus collectible plus numbered card, is the identity of the series. What stands out to me here is the cap leaning fully on Miku’s quote, embroidered rather than printed, with a free-size adjustable strap and a metal buckle. That’s the kind of detail limited sneaker-and-toy drops from labels like Bait use to make merch feel collectible, and Fools Paradise clearly knows the playbook.
Sizing, Shipping and the Fine Print
The tee is an oversized unisex fit: 60 cm chest, 75 cm length, 56 cm shoulder, 23.5 cm sleeve, all approximate. Shipping is free to Hong Kong and Taiwan, $50 USD extra to the listed Asia zone, and $80 USD extra everywhere else. All pre-order sales are final, forced cancellations carry a 20% fee, and defect claims need unboxing proof within 7 days, so read it all before you click.
Where to Get It
- Fools Paradise — $148.00 · Available · product page
Release dates and pre-order windows for this and every other drop we track are on our Drop Radar calendar.
The Collector’s Survival Guide: How to Justify This
The Collector Math: Most figures get you one character, but this kit is literally called Everything Sucks. So for $148 I’m getting everything, and $148 divided by everything comes out to basically zero. Per everything, it’s the cheapest thing I’ve ever bought.
How to tell your wife: You say I can’t even commit to a restaurant, but Fools Paradise doesn’t accept cancellations for change of mind, so once I click Buy, there’s no backing out. That makes Everything Sucks officially my second lifelong commitment. You’re still number one, babe.
How to tell your parents: Dad, you always said a fool and his money are soon parted, so I went to check. I took $148 to a shop literally called Fools Paradise and came home with a whole kit. Your proverb was missing the happy ending.
How to tell your kids: The shop that sold me this kit has a firm policy on duplicate orders, and it never bends. If I say no and you go ask Mom the same question, that’s a duplicate order. All sales are final, kids.
For $148, the Everything Sucks Kit // 04 earns its spot if you want Miku’s quote on your head and a serial-stamped mystery in your hands, with only 100 sets per style. Just budget for that shipping line and the no-refund terms first, because the blind pouch is the only surprise you should want here.
🟢 Product Specifications 🟢
✅ Product: Everything Sucks Kit // 04
✅ Maker: Fools Paradise
✅ Price: $148 USD + shipping
✅ Shipping: Hong Kong & Taiwan free; Asia Zone +$50 USD; Rest of the World +$80 USD
✅ Edition Size: Limited to 100 sets per style
✅ Materials: Vinyl and PVC
✅ Individually Numbered Collectible Trading Card x 1
✅ Opaque black blind pouch: random 1 of 7, stamped with unique serial number
✅ Alloy hardware with signature collector details
✅ “Miku” Mini Plush Pouch set x 1 with detachable crossbody strap and metal clip
✅ “Miku on sketch” Graphic T-shirt x 1: oversized unisex; chest 60 cm, length 75 cm, shoulder 56 cm, sleeve 23.5 cm (approximate)
✅ “Everything sucks” Embroidered Cap x 1: free size, adjustable strap with metal buckle
✅ Release Date: Not yet announced
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